10. My Other Sleigh is a Porsche
9. “Lose Weight Now…Ask Someone Else”
8. Thank the Little People for Making the Gifts (8 yr. Old Chinese Girls Rock!)
7. Fat Guys in Red Suits Do It in the Sack
6. [In small type] If You Can Read This, You’re About To Get Pooped On By A Reindeer
5. My Kids Gave Your Honor Students Lumps of Coal
4. Santa or Satan- Your Choice
3. I Got Your Present Right Here
2. Santa: I Touch Children All Over The World
1. Come See Santa’s North Pole!