Creative lyrics by Maggie LeVine

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(Sung to the tune of Come On Eileen)

Come on Irene

Come on Irene

Poor old NYC

Recovering from an earthquake

Moved a million buildings en masse

Thought we were done

Moved along, who’d blame us

She’s comin’, she’s comin’

Now we must say more than ever, come on Irene

Blowing waves in, tearing up some trees

And we can say this to you, girl

CHORUS

Come on Irene, oh I swear you’re a bitch

Ruined my weekend, it meant everything

Come Monday morn, will I go to work?

Or can I stay home? Oh come on Irene

Come on Irene

These people round here

Crowded ‘round the Weather Channel seeing where she blows

Knowing our beach trip’s cancelled

But the beach, that beach, but the beach, that beach

Will be right there in your front yard

Remember

Blowing waves in, tearing up some trees

Irene, we’ll remember this forev’r

CHORUS

Come on Irene, oh I swear you’re a bitch

Ruined my weekend, it meant everything

Come Monday morn, will I go to work?

Or can I stay home? Oh come on Irene

Talk up a storm, Irene, hey, what’s up

We’ve been waiting, oh come on Irene…

Come on, Irene, we’re ready, oh

Come on, Irene, we’re waiting, oh

(Now you are near, now show us here)

Come on, Irene, let’s do this

(Oh Irene)

(Said come on)

Come on, Irene, we’re ready, oh

(They say you are real, so bring it on)

Come on, Irene, we’re waiting, oh

(Now they will say on CNN)

Come on, let’s make it windy

(So I can fly kites)

(She’ll be blowing waves in)

Come on, Irene, just show us your stuff

(Tearing up some trees)

Come on Irene, tear up this town

Like the cast of Jersey Shore

CHORUS

Come on Irene, oh I swear you’re a bitch

Ruined my weekend, it meant everything

Come Monday morn, will I go to work?

Or can I stay home? Oh come on Irene

Come on Irene, oh I swear you’re a bitch

Ruined my weekend, it meant everything

Worked on this song, now I need to post

Up on the ‘Net before power’s out